| Urban Golf Association's 4th Bi-Annual Charles Bukowski North Beach Invitational Who needs Pebble Beach? What's a master, anyway? Where's my Bullhorn? From the people who brought you the Urban Iditarod, the Urban Golf Association brings you the 4th Bi-Annual Emperor Norton North Beach Open. That's right folks, golfing in North Beach. Nine Holes, Nine Bars, and not a Nine Iron in sight. Bring any club you can find (a 3 iron is handy, but a putter is great) as we golf through the streets of San Francisco. Each hole offers fun urban challenges, hazards, and yes - even danger! Why wait in annoying lines at Mini-putt course? Why suck up to 6AM tee times? The UGA offers you non-stop fun all day long, with plenty of watering holes for every putting hole. Bring as many or as few people as you can, though we encourage registration to get an accurate ball count. You might want to check out photos from year one to get an idea of the dangers involved. Unlawful and visually violent golf outfits are strongly encouraged or Buy Our Shirts!, remember no pants, no service. You must acquire your own club, we recommend thrift stores, especially in the Mission. |
Date/Location: Thanks for coming, except for the Hashers who are complete kneebiters. To find out about our next game, get on our email list here.
Cost: $5 Ball fee. Real golf balls can't be used (duh.) Bring your own clubs. We have about 5-10 extra clubs that the impoverished can rent. Contact: e-mail norton@urban-golf.org for cheap slander. Subscribe: To get email about Urban Golf, the Urban Iditarod, PillowFight Club, and other inane ideas, just click.
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